You’re the hip to my hop

You’re my cherry on the top

You’re the vision to my sight

You’re the teeth to my bite

I’m the Elephant to your Castle

You’re the golden wrapping paper round my Christmas parcel

You’re the order to my crazy confusion

You’re my cryptic crossword puzzle solution

You’re the Marmite to my bread and butter

You’re my sanity when I’m a raving nutter

You’re the planet revolving round my sun

You’re the bullet in my gun

(Though you’re so beautiful it’s just set on stun)

You’re the T to my V

The BB to my C

The O to my D

The GC to my SE

You’re the flesh on my bones

You’re my favourite ring tone on my phone

I’m the penalty taker you’re the goal

You’re the Dolmio sauce to my spag bol

You’re the Arctic to my Monkeys

Your love is my drug and I’m your love junkie

You’re the memory to my………………………….amnesia

You’re the diamond to my geezer

You’re my together when I’m the loner

You’re the Marge to my Homer

You’re the Honey & Lemon Strepsil to my sore throat

If I’m Joseph you’re my Technicolour Dreamcoat

You’re the high voltage that helps me function

You’re the Clapham to my Junction

You’re the A to my Z

You’re the comfort blanket to my bed

When I’m the blunt instrument you’re the sharpest knife

You’re the metaphor for my life