She’s so totally cool

She’s the coolest in the school

She’s re-written every rule

In the Cool Book

The way she moves

The way she looks

She’ll get you hooked

And she’s the face

Of Myspace

She’s so totally cool

As a cucumber

On e-bay she sells her mobile number

She could freeze the hottest summer

She’s cooler than anyone you’ve ever met

When the pressure’s on

She won’t fret

Even if she lost a thousand pound bet

She won’t break a sweat

Or perspire

She can snuff out a forest fire

She’s so totally cool

Takes an independent stance

It’s in her glance

It’s in her voice

It’s in her dance

More je ne sais quoi

Than the whole of France

She’s so totally cool

She IS style

With a capital `S’

The Cool Princess

Coolness is a quality with which she’s blessed

By the tonne

In this year’s Cool List she’s number 1

Top of the pile

And yeah, she’s got the coolest smile

She’s so totally cool

She’s a free spirit

Knows her rights

Don’t do designer labels

Don’t wear Nike

What is she like?

She’s outta sight

She’s so totally cool

She talks others listen

She leads others follow

She don’t get stressed

Or let her mind get messed

She leaves tomorrow till tomorrow

Lives for today

In her own special way

She’s so totally cool

She don’t get bovvered

Or perturbed

Or freaked out

Or disturbed

Or hassled

Or frustrated

She’s so chilled

Not aggravated

She could make King Kong feel placated

She’s so totally cool

She’s top banana

She’d even look cool in my Spider-Man pyjamas

She’s so sorted, sussed and clever

She’s soooooooo got her life together

She’s so totally cool