I thought she just liked wearing black

I thought she just wore a cape

‘Cause she had no plastic mack

Or anorak

But I was wrong

And here’s the chilling fact

She’s a witch

My girlfriend is a witch

She keeps an evil green-eyed cat

She made me tea with a murdered bat

On her head is a huge pointed hat

I wanted a woman

Beautiful and rich but

She’s a witch

My girlfriend is a witch

She cooks in a cauldron

Not an oven

She’s asked me to join her mysterious coven

She weaves magic spells with her wand

The neighbours she had are now frogs in her pond

I wish she was like other girls

But she’s not

Her hair is as green as the slimiest snot

On Halloween she gets her kicks

She wants to star in Hollywood horror flicks

She’s a witch

My girlfriend is a witch

She lives in a castle

Summons thunder and lightening

I want my mates to meet her

But she’s far too frightening

Too much dark eye make up

She’d cast me down a pit if I said we should break up

I know I wanted to get hitched

But not with this lady

Who cooks in blood instead of gravy

She’s a witch

My girlfriend is a witch

She’s so scary

I’d prefer a princess

Or a beautiful fairy

Instead of someone old, warty and hairy

Please get me out of this fix

The two of us have never quite clicked

Perhaps I’ll disappear using one of her tricks

Or make my escape on her flying broomstick

She’s a witch

My girlfriend is a witch