See the home support exploding

As emotions are unloading

Thunderbolts or two yard toe-ins

Will top all excitement polls

‘Cause there’s nothing like a

GOAL!

You’ll forgive all of those misses

Rediscover what true bliss is

All around you hugs and kisses

Now your team is on a roll

‘Cause there’s nothing like a

GOAL!

Till that point the game was boring

With the commentator snoring

Now as one the crowd is roaring

Dig that sound in both ear holes

‘Cause there’s nothing like a

GOAL!

More dazzling than the brightest light

More thrilling than a fast motorbike

More pulsating than a rocket in flight

More satisfying than a gigantic bite

From the biggest juiciest burger

Shout it so the whole world’s heard ya?

‘Cause there’s nothing like a

GOAL!

It’s a striker’s greatest pleasure

It’s what football fans most treasure

Watch the replay at your leisure

Then watch it again

And again

And again

And again

To lift your heart

Soothe your pain

And electrify your soul

‘Cause there’s nothing like a

GOAL!