Strange creatures fell out of the skies

Like weird gigantic dragonflies

Then took the whole world by surprise

The aliens have landed

It’s like a nightmare coming true

I’m living in an episode of Doctor Who

Even scarier than Scooby Doo

The aliens have landed

They’re taking over Government

They’re taking over Parliament

They’ve hypnotised the President

The aliens have landed

They have humungous purple heads

Bodies bright orange, lime green and blood red

No mouths but extra ears instead

The aliens have landed

They inhabit the planet Theton 3

In the distant Andromeda Galaxy

They eat whole computers for their tea

The aliens have landed

They’re marching into Gloucestershire

Invading deepest Derbyshire

I’ve either drunk too much wine or beer or

The aliens have landed

They’ve seized countries and economies

The World Wide Web, the BBC

They’re running Tesco and Sainsbury’s

The aliens have landed

They’ve made their homes in zoos and schools

In football grounds and swimming pools

Converting baked beans into rocket fuel

The aliens have landed

British Army tanks are useless

Royal Air Force jets are powerless

My Mum and Dad are pretty stressed

The aliens have landed

They’re even banning poetry

Mankind could soon be history

So the very last words you could hear from me are:

The aliens have landed