Wash your hands before you eat

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Emma’s sitting in my seat

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Jack’s flicking beans and peas

Now he’s put his dirty fingers in the Dairylea cheese

Give me seconds of pudding please, please, please!

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Why’d we have to turn off the TV?

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Emma keeps nudging me

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Don’t talk with a mouthful of food

You know I hate carrots stewed

Can I spit out this piece of gristle that I’ve chewed and chewed and chewed

And chewed and chewed and chewed?

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There’s no meat inside this pie?

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Jack’s made Emma cry

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He’s poured custard on her head

And ‘cause he’s STILL flicking peas he’s being sent to bed

Why can’t we go for a McDonalds instead?

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Who ate the last soft roll?

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Today school was dull, dull, dull

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Sarah’s calling me names

We had chicken last night – please not tonight again

When Emma pulls faces why do I always get the blame?

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It so winds up my Dad and Mum

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Total pandemonium

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Get that gravy off my plate!

Sarah’s eating only lettuce ‘cause she says she’s overweight

What’s the time of day I most hate?

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Everyone’s talking at the same time

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My broccoli tastes like slug slime

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Who farted? Not me

I don’t want to wash up – that’s slavery

There’s something strange floating in my cup of tea

Welcome to Mealtimemania

With MY family