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I’m a chocoholic ‘cause I just can’t get enough of it

I’m a chocoholic ever scoffing it and stuffing it

Milk chocolate

White chocolate

Dark chocolate

I don’t care

I’d sell my little sister for a single scrumptious square

What word whizzes through my thoughts again and again?

That wonderful word beginning with `Ch’ - I’ve chocolate on the brain

 

What do I like?

Chocolate

What do I bite?

Chocolate

All day and night?

Chocolate

Not Polos, chewing gum or Turkish delight

But Chocolate

 

I’m a chocoholic so I want to have a bath in it

I’m a chocoholic I’ll float ten large chocolate tarts in it

I’m getting wider, heavier and fatter

But I’m a chocoholic so it doesn’t really matter

Chocolate cereal

Chocolate eggs

I’m growing chunky chocolate arms and chewy chocolate legs

Though my dentist says I have to stop

I don’t care if my teeth rot

So long as I can have a lot

Of chocolate

 

What’s got me obsessed?

Chocolate

What gives my life zest?

Chocolate

What food is the best?

Chocolate

When I open my mouth what can you smell upon my breath?

Chocolate

 

I’m a chocoholic I’ll kill for that cocoa flavouring

I’m a chocoholic it’s my favourite snack for savouring

Chocolate yogurt

Chocolate spread

Hot chocolate when I go to bed

My mind is often finding that it’s all that’s in my head

Please – bury me inside a chocolate coffin when I’m dead

 

 

What tastes sooooo neat?

Chocolate

What do I eat?

Chocolate

What can’t you beat?

Chocolate

When you look inside my burger buns you’ll not see any meat

But chocolate

 

C.h.o.c.o.l.a.t.e.

Won’t you get me a job at Cadbury?

Chocolate

 
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