When you’re feeling blue

Make a loud MOOOOOOOOOO

It’s such an obvious thing to do

Don’t wear a long frown

Don’t stare at your shoe

Don’t scream out or shout

Or lock yourself in the loo

But consider a cow

Not a pink cockatoo

Then laugh

And go daft

Just make a loud MOOOOOOOOOO

When you’re feeling grumpy

Down in the dumpy

If your day won’t run smoothly

‘Cause the path you’re on is bumpy

Don’t take to your bed

Don’t tear out your hair

Don’t fly off to the Med

Don’t curse, cuss and swear

Instead hold on very tightly to the only thing certain and true

When you’re feeling blue

Just make a loud MOOOOOOOOOO

When you’re feeling agitated

When you’re feeling aggravated

When you’re wishing you hadn’t been born

Push aside the negatives

Practice all the positives

That MOOOOOOOOOO will help you sail on through the storm

Don’t get depressed

Face up to life’s test

Think of something guaranteed to rid you of this mess

Don’t be bitter

Don’t be a quitter

Turn your moans and groans into an almighty titter

When you feel a shade of grey

It will gently blow away

If you slowly count down from ten to two

Then you can have more fun

If you don’t think of a one

But instead

Just make a loud MOOOOOOOOOO

You’re NOT on the Titanic

So there’s no need to panic

When you’re blue

Just make a loud MOOOOOOOOOO

Even if you’re really poorly with tonsillitis and flu

Just

Make

A

Loud

MOOOOOOOOOO