He never ever has enough

Although he’s full he’ll stuff and stuff

Three cakes, four buns and a Crunchie too

His belly bounces more than a kangaroo

He’ll slurp and gobble, gulp and chew

Because he is a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a P.I.G.

His diet’s a catastrophe

If you met him then you’d agree

That he’s a P.I.G

His appetite is never ending

It’s grub not people he’s befriending

Ten meals a day is just a snack

He shops in Sainsbury’s with a sack

He’s gonna have a heart attack

Because he is a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a P.I.G.

At dinner he’s in ecstasy

You eat for one he eats for three

Yes he’s a P.I.G

He swallowed up twelve loaves of bread

His doctor said, “He should be dead”

His breakfast is a whole horse baked

His lunch is fifteen fillet steaks

He burps and starts a huge earthquake

Because he is a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a P.I.G.

Butter, biscuits, pork pies, cheese

Check out his larder then you’ll see

Why he’s a P.I.G

He ate the dog’s food and the cat’s

Addicted to full-cream and fat

He even eats asleep at night

Some say his mouth should be sewn tight

Hold on to your head he might take a bite

Because he is a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a pig

He’s a P.I.G.

Devouring every calorie

He’ll eat YOUR dinner too for tea

He’s a greedy P.I.G.