Andrew’s Scariest Scab PDF Print E-mail

Andrew’s graze upon his arm

Itched a bit but did no harm

He got it falling out of bed

(When he also bruised and banged his head)

Then the graze became a scab

The most troublesome one that Andrew had had

 

He wanted to poke it

He wanted to lick it

He wanted to scratch it

He wanted to pick it

 

But his Mum said

“NO!

“Leave it be

“Or it’ll turn septic and nasty and green

“Into the scariest scab that anyone’s seen”

 

So Andrew said `ok’ and agreed with his mother

But when she wasn’t looking (and nor was his brother)

He unpeeled the dressing that she had stuck on

And tried to remove it until it was gone

 

He touched it

He dabbed it

He pulled it

He jabbed it

 

But it just wouldn’t budge

In fact it got bigger and dripped drops of blood

That soon dried

Making the scab much larger in size

His Mum said “Have you picked your scab Andrew?”

“No way” he replied

(But of course we all know that Andrew had lied)

 

Then Mum glimpsed him later from the corner of her eye

Giving his scab removing skills another try

But his Mum said

“NO!

“Leave it be

“Or it’ll turn septic and nasty and green

“Into the scariest scab that anyone’s seen”

 

So once more Andrew promised to hold his urge back

And not play with his scab (that was now turning black)

But did he stick to his word?

Of course he did not

He tugged it

And lugged it

Till what once was a spot

Could be seen through his shirt

His Mum put Savlon on it to clean out the dirt

(And OUCH did that hurt!?)

And sent him to his room for disobeying her wishes

(After she made him wash up all the dishes)

 

Andrew said “Mum can’t I just pull the thing off?

“Cause it’s starting to ooze ‘orrible gunky stuff”

But his Mum said

“NO!

“Leave it be

“Or it’ll turn septic and nasty and green

“Into the scariest scab that anyone’s seen”

 

But Andrew didn’t listen to her wise warning

He thought “I’ll prod it with a pin, it’ll be gone by morning”

 

He tried to remove

He tried to grab it

He tried to loosen it

He tried to stab it

 

It was the most annoying thing in his life

He tried to burn it and cut it with a sharp knife

But it grew and grew and got very gigantic

He went to the doctor and even he panicked

 

His Dad (who had been quite quiet to date)

Said to him “Andrew – listen, I’m telling you mate

“NO!

“Leave it be

“Or it’ll turn septic and nasty and green

“Into the scariest scab that anyone’s seen”

 

But did he take heed?

Did he like heck?

His scab was all over his arms, his hands and his neck

It went down his legs and up to his tummy

He was wishing he’d followed the advice from his Mummy

 

But Andrew was not the kind of child to obey

Anyone a bit older, or wrinkly or grey

He thought he knew better

He thought he knew best

Even though the scab had now spread to his chest

 

So he carried on picking

He carried on scratching

His friends stayed away in case it was catching

 

It got more and more sore

And more and more raw

But his Mum said

“NO!

“Leave it be

“Or it’ll turn septic and nasty and green

“Into the scariest scab that anyone’s seen”

 

But it was too late

That moment had passed

So she covered Andrew from head to toe in cast

And put gloves on his hands

Which she glued to his sides

So he could not reach his scab no matter how hard he tried

 

Mum kept him like that for a year and a day

Until she unwrapped him and his scab fell away

Once more his skin was as smooth as a baby’s bottom

His scabby dark days could now be forgotten

 

And Andrew said

 “YES!

“That’s the end of my scab

“The scariest scab that anyone’s had”

So if he gets a scab now he still might scratch it

But only a small scratch – it won’t become a bad habit

 

 

 

 

 
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