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Uncle
Jim’s an Elvis impersonator
He
swivels and sways his hips
Singing
every Elvis song
While
curling his top lip
He
knows the words he knows the tunes
Hound
Dog, Teddy Bear and more
You’ll
spot him in his Blue Suede Shoes
While
dancing round the floor
Uncle
Jim’s an Elvis impersonator
Thick
sideburns, greased-back hair
He
looks kind of cute in his shiny Elvis suit
And
his Elvis underwear
He
saw Elvis’ Graceland mansion
Stopped
in Las Vegas
too
The
Elvis golden disc he bought
Hangs
proudly in his loo
Uncle
Jim’s an Elvis impersonator
He
treats him like a god
Though
doctors who examine Jim
Say
that he’s very odd
The
sign he’s fixed on his front door
Reads:
`Welcome – Heartbreak Hotel’
You’ll
get a burst of Love Me Tender
If
you call and ring his bell
Uncle
Jim’s an Elvis impersonator
He’s
got the voice just right
“Thangyouverymuch”
he says
While
doing Elvis karaoke all night
For
his forty-fifth birthday
He
plans to change his name
He’ll
then be Uncle Elvis
And
that will sound quite strange
Uncle
Jim’s an Elvis impersonator
Some
say he lives in the past
But
he says, “Holy smoke and saints alive
“I
just want to make his legend last”
My
Uncle says though Elvis has died
He
lives on in his soul
So
if you see Jim
Make
his day and say to him
`Hey
– aren’t you the King of Rock n Roll?”
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