On the stroke of midnight

CLICK! Off went the light

I felt a nibble then a bite

My sister looked pale and white

And when she opened her mouth I got a massive fright

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

I heard blood dripping then an ear-splitting scream

She looked scarier than anyone that I’d ever seen

It was real – not a nightmare or the darkest of dreams

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

Her teeth grew sharp and long

She became powerful and strong

A killer like Godzilla

And as scary as King Kong

Where has my sweet little sister gone?

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

When she comes home from school I run and hide

I keep a mirror, cross and garlic forever by my side

The doctor said

“She’s undead

“She’s transmogrified”

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

She’s moved to Transylvania

(That’s a part of Romania)

Caught up in vampiremania

This tale could not get zanier

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

She likes to sleep in a coffin rather than her own bed

Her favourite colour is most definitely red

She sold her Tracy Beaker books and bought the Twilight Saga instead

She swapped our cat for a bat that’s made its home in our shed

It’s doing in my head

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

So don’t let her sink her fangs in you

It’s not a healthy thing to do

She’s now best friends with Dracula and Frankenstein too

It’s true!

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE

Yes if you see my sis

Don’t let her give you a kiss

My sister’s turned into a VAMPIRE