In pain I strain to get around

Living life at my own pace

I'm always last in any race

I hardly ever move an inch

You rarely see my muscles flinch

I crawl along from A to B

Some time next week I might reach C

I'm unexcited, uninspired

My batteries have been de-wired

Doing nothing is my aim

Boredom occupies my brain

I'm static, still and statuesque

I have to go to now - time to rest

I'm So Slow Sloth that's what I said

Yawning my way back to bed

Yes I'm So Slow Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz