Her choice is caviar, mine's a cheese roll

She's on telly while I'm on the dole

But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

I'm rock bottom, she's top of the poll

She's a pretty princess while I'm a troll

I play air guitar, she plays the Hollywood Bowl

But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

I'm an old warhorse she's a beautiful foal

I'm singing punk rock while she sings soul

I'm the Isle of Dogs, she's a Pacific atoll

But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

She's an aristocrat while I'm a mere prol

She says, `How do you do?' while I say, `Yo!'

I'm a square peg to her round hole

But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole

Yes I'll go on a date with her

Walk to her front gate with her

Get in a steamy state with her

Perhaps conjugate with her

Then even mate with her

But I'm still gonna date Cheryl Cole