It's not a mere fad or a passing phase

I'm treading on the treadmill

Going in for the kill

Chanting the mantra and repeating the phrase

I want a better bottom than Beyonce

I'd get compliments and flattery

Without an ounce of fat on me

Once I select

And perfect

That peachy part of my anatomy

Before I'm old and cold and put out to graze

I want a better bottom than Beyonce

I'm pumping iron

Measuring my hips

Laying off the pizza, biscuits, burgers and chips

Keeping fully focused on the task that's facing me

To be top of the bottom charts

With no-one replacing me

Don't sneer at my rear

Be astonished and amazed

When I get a better bottom than Beyonce

I'll avoid liposuction

Ban botox

I won't stuff my trouser cheeks with old socks

When I build that beautiful butt that rocks

I'll develop it totally naturally

Till my backside's known as far and wide as Mrs Jay Z's

I'd give up Cadbury's Flake, chocolate cake and my daily latte

To get a better bottom than Beyonce

Bell shaped

Pear shaped

A round but not square shape

A stunning stop and stare shape

A rump that's really rare shape

Hour glass

First class

King of the Khyber Pass

Cellulite?

Out of site

Jean hugging

Firm and tight

O.M.G. it'll be dynamite!

A superior

Posterior

I'll model and display

When I get a better bottom than Beyonce