He was an orange man

Had a fake sun tan

Said he went to Saint Tropez

Lied about his holiday

Booked the Tanning Shop instead

Lazed on a sunbed

Never been to Africa

Never been to India

Never seen America

Never seen Jamaica

He was an orange man

Had a fake sun tan

Chose to lay every day

Under ultraviolet rays

Made his skin feel just like leather

Though he'd never seen hot weather

Never been to Italy

Never been to Turkey

Never been to Portugal

Never been to Spain at all

He was an orange man

Had a fake sun tan

Changed his colour overnight

Though certain bits remained white

Didn't use a sun block

Only goggles and a sock

Never been to Burma

Never been to China

Never been to Greece you know

Never been to Mexico

He was an orange man

Had a fake sun tan

Didn't need transport

Didn't need a passport

Had a very strange look

Like a chicken overcooked

Never been to Cuba

Not seen Madagascar

Never been to Pakistan

Israel, Egypt or Japan

He was an orange man

Had a fake sun tan