I'm sorry that I scratched your car

Stained the carpet with black ink

And flicked popcorn in the cinema

I'm sorry I ate all your cakes

The ones that you were saving

I'm sorry I kept our street awake

All last night misbehaving

I'm sorry I failed my maths exam

And that my bedroom's a disgusting mess

I'm sorry I put ants in the apricot jam

And I'm sorry I'm so slow in the morning getting dressed...

I'm sorry that I kicked the cat

And broke the TV remote control

I'm sorry that I smashed your window

When I scored that fantastic goal

I'm sorry I was rude to you

I'm sorry that I swore

I'm sorry I stuck glue to you

And shouted `NO!' to the household chores

I'm sorry that I slapped my sister

So hard upon her leg

I'm sorry that I didn't miss her

When I threw that rotten egg

I'm sorry I was late for school

I'm sorry I've lost your house keys

I'm sorry I break all your rules

Like I don't always say `thanks' and `please'

I'm sorry that I told you lies

Left your newspaper out in the rain

And I'm sorry that when I apologise

I then do the same thing again

I'm sorry that I make you sad

I'm sorry that I make you mad

I'm really sorry Mum and Dad

When I'm not good

When I am bad

I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!