Mum's getting larger, fatter and wider

It really is a massive lump

She calls it her big belly bump

Mum saw its picture on TV

In somewhere called Maternity

Tiny mouth

Tiny nose

Tiny feet

Tiny toes

Tiny arms

Tiny legs

Tiny body

Tiny head

Mum's got a baby in her tummy

Making her look round and funny

It's hiding underneath her top

Pretty soon I think she'll...POP!

Though it will make us very happy

I don't want to change its nappy

Tiny ears

Tiny eyes

Tiny knees

Tiny thighs

Tiny smile

Tiny gums

Tiny chest

Tiny bum

Mum's new baby under her blouse

Will soon be living in our house

Our family will then be four

And not a threesome anymore

We're all in an excited state

It's due next Friday - we can't wait

Tiny dummy

Tiny cot

Tiny wee wee

Tiny pot

Tiny clothes

Tiny toys

Tiny girl

Or tiny boy?

Mum's got a baby growing inside her

Mum's getting bigger, fatter and wider