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Won't you be my Wonder Woman?

Astounding

Astonishing

Amazing

Superhuman

Looking Amazonian

Creating pandemonium

Zapping super baddies with your electronic whip

You'll beat the bunch

With just one punch

And a flying kung fu kick

Life'll be a thrilling roller coaster trip

Starring together in your latest comic strip


You're the princess of power

Agile and extra strong

Forever righting

And fighting wrongs

Though I'm just an average guy I could tag along with you

To do things superheroes do

Razzling

Dazzling

Sizzling

Whizzing

High

Into the sky

And upwards to the moon

Smashing the sound barrier with a blistering BOOM!

Zooooooooooooooooooooooooom!


Won't you be my Wonder Woman?

I'd like to ask you round for tea

You'd be the greatest girlfriend in the galaxy

People would be gobsmacked - they'd stand and stare

Wonder Woman and Neal Zetter such a perfect pair

Who needs Batman and Robin in their daft long underwear?

When our duo will be far more dynamic

Deadly super villains would flee in panic

At the very sight of us

So please put down that double decker bus

And consider what I said

Why stay solo - sign me up instead?


Won't you be my Wonder Woman?

With your sensational stamina and scintillating speed

We could help the helpless in their desperate hours of need

And have such exciting times

Conquering crime

With me trailing you not too far behind

While you inspire me to rap this rhyme called

Won't you be my Wonder Woman?

Astounding

Astonishing

Amazing superhuman

 
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