I'm the gigantic giant who dwells down your street

I'm the one with the enoooooormous feet

Stomping and stamping

Trudging and tramping

You might stand two meters high

Me? I nearly scrape the sky

I'm the gigantic giant taller than the tallest tree

I'm the man you would ban from coming round to tea

Crashing and bashing

Crushing and smashing

I can't help it it's my height

I'm in the clouds and out of sight

I'm the gigantic giant like the ones from fairy tales

I'm longer than the longest rulers and a dozen whales

Stooping and bending

Almost never ending

I don't own a castle but the house on the hill

I eat a whole supermarket daily for a meal

I'm the gigantic giant

I spend so much time alone

'Cause I can't find another giant to fit in my home

Breaking and battering

Squashing and flattening

Anything that's in my way when I am walking

I make your windows wibble wobble when I am talking

I'm the gigantic giant

I am humongous

People say, “He's far too huge to exist among us!”

Freaky and odd

Famous for my big bod

You'll never see a giant more gigantic than me

I'm the most gigantic giant in the whole country

No – the most gigantic giant in the galaxy

I'm the gigantic giant