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Google
it:
Google
life
Google
dating
agencies
to seek a new partner, husband or wife
Goolge
yesterday's
football
results
if you missed them
Google
the
twelve
best things to buy a psychopath for Christmas
and it will list them
Google
her,
Google
him
Google
Ho
Chi Minh, City:
`Formerly Saigon, Vietnam'
Google
least
popular UK accents:
`Birmingham'
Google
favourite
Monty Python sketches:
`Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, bacon, sausage, beans and
spam, spam, spam and spam'
Google
medical conditions
to find out serious things that are wrong with you
Google
song lyrics for
the words of that hit you knew
Don't
Ask
Jeeves, Bing or
Yahoo
'Cause
Google can produce a rabbit from any hat
Why
buy a GPS when you can check out Google
Maps
To
discover where you are?
Wanna
recycle your bra?
Googling
that will lead to reducereuserecycle.co.uk
Go
on, Google away till you're old and grey
Google
the
total population of every single nation
Google
tips
to tackle a woodlice infestation
And
if you're into self-congratulation
Then
Google yourself
We've
all done it, have a go
Next
Google all the friends you know
Google
Virgin
Media, BT etc
if your Googling's far too slow
Google
the
middle name of Darth Vader
Three
ways to straighten a bent banana
How
to spell Saskatchewan or Madagascar
Sleepy,
Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy and Doc
Google
all
Seven Dwarfs
if you have a mental block
And
you'll get Happy
Grab
your keyboard and tippy tappy, tippy tappy
Google
it
You
no longer need to opine
Google's
got more brainpower than Stephen Fry and Einstein - combined
Aided
and abetted by Wikipedia
`A
close friend of mine' Googled p?rn?graphy
for something sleazier and seedier
Google
Google
Images
for perfect pictures and photography
Google
relationship
management
if you can't get along with me
Where
to buy the cheapest booze?
Who
had the original hit of Blue Suede Shoes?
How
to refuse an offer that can't be refused?
What
made Queen Victoria so unamused?
Ways
to get a ticking time bomb – quickly - defused?
Why
there are so many answers to every question I choose?
It's
because the phrase `I don't know' no longer has meaning
So
there's no excuse for ignorance, denial or whinging
Set
your browser default to the top search engine
And
Google it, Google it, Google it
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