My teacher’s got eyes in the back of her head

So you’d better listen to what she said

She probably knows what you’re doing

Even when you’re in bed

If you muck about

Don’t you know she’ll catch you out? 

It’s one false move and you’re dead

You’re never out of her sights

So watch out where you tread

Where’s my teacher got eyes?

In the back of her head

My teacher’s got ears in strange places too

If someone talks on assembly then she always knows who

She gave me detention because I spoke to you

If you say a word

Don’t you know that you’ll be heard?

But how she does it I haven’t a clue

She’s got x-ray vision

She’ll fill you with dread

Where’s my teacher got eyes?

In the back of her head

My teacher knows when I’m telling lies

I think she’s employing an army of spies

I say “dog ate my homework Miss” but she’s too wise

When you tell any fib

Don’t you know she’ll know you did?

She’ll say “stop telling porky pies”

So don’t mess with my teacher 

Pick another instead

Where’s my teacher got eyes?

In the back of her head