James Bond, James Bond I wanna be your sidekick I wanna play with your gadgets Learn your hi-tech tricks Get us out of a fix Star in one of your flix Drive a sports car like it’s a Scalectrix You 007 me 006 I’ll be your sidekick James Bond
I’ll be your number two Introduce me to M and Q Miss Moneypenny and the MI6 crew Save the world is what we’ll do From evil Doctor Megalomaniac Stop him in his tracks We’ll dodge the flak When the enemy attack I’ll watch your back I’ll get the knack I’ll support your act We’ll make a pact You’re not a man in a mac Like a common all garden private dick You 007 me 006 I’ll be your sidekick James Bond
We’ll be a dream team Like Cadbury’s Flake and vanilla ice cream Destroy villains’ plots and schemes Though the bullets hail We will not fail Put them in jail Refuse the bail Live to tell the tale Then spend some time in Casino Royale And once we’ve saved the world I’ll fall in love with a beautiful Bond girl Take my pick Of the grooviest chick You 007 me 006 I’ll be your sidekick James Bond
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