 (Flash Not Installed.) It took me 46 years I had to conquer my fears Hold back my tears Bow to pressure from my peers Seek out unused parts in that thing between my ears I nearly missed my chance and blew it But I didn’t I can do it I’ve broken out the trap Without a mishap I can rap
Ain’t no-one gonna hold me back ‘Cause I’ve got myself travelling on the right track Modified my plan of attack I’m a middle aged white guy I ain’t even black But I’m pleased to say That today When I go away To record my next track I can rap
Never mind Eminem Or Ms Dynamite I’m gonna set the place alight With this cascading rhythm Put aside your scepticism And your cynicism I’m gonna buy myself a Nike baseball cap Gonna mix it with the gangsta men Larging it on Kiss FM I can rap
So don’t take me for an old guy Don’t take me for a sap I’ve fallen into this As easy as I can fall into your lap Pulled myself up by the bootstraps Open up your ear flaps And listen to me I’ve made a great discovery I’ve uncovered me Dusted down from the shelf My new found poetry is a picture of health I say it over and over and over and over and over Again to myself I can rap
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