 (Flash Not Installed.) I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek I don’t wanna watch Star Wars or Star Trek She’s a heartless killing machine But what the heck I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
She made her move and asked to date me (Promising she wouldn’t exterminate me) She’s the only one who can out roller-skate me I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
‘Cause when our work is done We have bags of fun We cuddle on the sofa And I unscrew her gun Friends say she’s more evil than Attila the Hun But we’ll stick through thick and thin Though she’s just a lump of tin I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
When we’re together one thing’s taboo It’s forbidden to mention Doctor Who Dalek ain’t got a name So I call her Sue I’ve just bought her a house with a downstairs loo I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
I know she’s destroyed whole galaxies But she’s got such a great personality So while my lips pucker She fondles me with her sucker I’m her beau And she’s my mucker When I caught her eye Cupid’s arrow struck her I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
She comes from Skaro above And we’re so in love If you see her by the kerbside Please give her a gentle shove I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
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