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Nobody snores like you my love
Is that an aeroplane above?
In bed I give you one more shove
Nobody snores like you
Nobody snores like you my sweet
Most people are far more discreet
But you just snort between the sheets
Nobody snores like you
Nobody snores like you my pet
The doctor’s stumped so is the vet
At night I tape you on cassette
Nobody snores like you
Nobody snores like you my dear
Your nose vibrates inside my ear
A tyrannosaurus rex would quake in fear
Nobody snores like you
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