My Dog

My dog
Is a black and white shaggy sheep dog
My dog
Has floppy ears, fur covering his eyes and a long swishy tail
My dog
Itches and scratches his fleas
My dog
Has pooed on the lawn again
My dog
Goes completely nuts at the sound of: "walkies"
My dog
Scares the life out of next door's cat
My dog
Wants me to play with his squeaky toy every minute of the day
My dog
Hates bath times but loves jumping in the lake to chase the ducks
My dog
Eats any food that falls on the carpet at tea time
My dog
Barks louder than any burglar alarm
My dog
Has only been living with us for a week
My dog
Hasn't got a name yet…
Can you think of one for him?