Bull in a China Shop
He's smashing all the crockery
Glass, furniture and pottery
As subtle as a sharp karate chop
Devoid of patience, grace and tact
A manic military attack
He's a bull in a china shop
I urged him first to contemplate
To count from one to ten then wait
Unfortunately this coin failed to drop
He's in your space, he's in your face
Politeness goes without a trace
He's a bull in a china shop
Upsetting folk in seconds flat
Not born to be a diplomat
Ignoring me although I'm yelling “STOP!”
Destroying every ounce of calm
While causing chaos and alarm
He's a bull in a china shop
So close the windows, shut the doors
Take big deep breaths and clear the floor
Emergency - you'd better call the cops!
Much larger than a calf or cow
He's charging head-on at you now
He's a bull in a china shop