Don't jump on the bed!

You'll come to harm

You'll bust your arm

Don't jump on the bed!

Don't jump on the stairs!

You'll break your back

Your bones could crack

Don't jump on the stairs!

Don't jump on the mat!

You’re sure to slip

You're bound to trip

Don't jump on the mat!

Don't jump on the wall!

You'll land 'KERSPLAT!'

You'll squash the cat

Don't jump on the wall!

Don't jump on the chair!

You'll hurt yourself

Go somewhere else

DON'T JUMP ON THE CHAIR!*

(*A week later, Mum and Dad bought me a fantastic trampoline – so my clever plan worked!)