The Incredible Hulk

Gigantic, green
Extremely mean
His punches really hurt
And every time his chest expands 
He tears another shirt

When chilled and calm
He does no harm
As plain ol' Doctor Banner
Though as the Hulk
His strength and bulk
Will hit you like a hammer

He roars and rants
Wears purple pants
Has huge and massive muscles
'Cause gamma radiation flows and floods though his corpuscles

His conversation's limited
"Hulk smash!" is all he knows
At Christmas time it's best to buy him
Next vouchers for clothes

Some say he is a force for good
Some say a force for bad
But you wouldn't like him angry
So please...
Don't get him MAD!