I am a London-based comedy performance poet, author and entertainer with a 25-year background in communication management and mentoring. I use my poetry to develop literacy, confidence, self-expression, creativity, performance and presentation skills in 3-103 year olds.

I make language fun and accessible for the least engaged but streeeeeeetch and challenge the most able.

I have a 27-year track record of appearing in West End comedy and poetry clubs, theatres etc, so I perform my comedy poems in all my workshops. Much of my poetry is interactive - so everyone can join in!

My company of one is aptly called Confidence in Communication through Comedy Poetry Ltd, or CCCP Workshops for short. All workshops are run by me, Neal Zetter

Who will Benefit?

My poetry workshops can be tailored to suit:

  • primary, secondary, special schools and colleges (inc EAL, G&T, SEN, reluctant readers/writers, low confidence students, those 'in transition', family learners, Travellers etc)
  • teachers (Insets)
  • libraries, archive services, museums
  • pupil referral/behavioural units, offenders 
  • arts organisations
  • those in need e.g. drug, alcohol, mental health, brain injured patients, people with learning difficulties, elderly etc)
  • other public, charity, voluntary sector, private companies.

In fact any educational establishment or organisation committed to developing its students or staff and the way they communicate through the written or spoken word. Please view this site for more details and how to book.

Latest News 

It's Not Fine to Sit on a Porcupine is Children's Favourite

My recent It's Not Fine to Sit on a Porcupine has been listed in the Book Trust's list of favourite poetry books for children  - and here's the excellent review.

New Books

Thanks to my fab publisher, Troika Books, here are my latest poetry books which follow up my award-winning Bees in My Bananas. See My Books for more

Zooooooming Your Way, Stardate June 2017


KS2 & KS3 boys and girls - especially those perhaps not so keen on reading - can explore and enjoy this unique full-colour, A4-sized, comic book format collection of raps and rhymes celebrating the galaxy's newest superheroes. Additional secret data includes the protagonists' top powers, planets of origin, deadliest enemies and other fascinating facts. Perfect for reading aloud and sharing. Incredible illustrations by Chris White.

Latest Poems

Children: Delaying Tactics, Chemistry SetBath Time, Which Witch?, Hop! Hop! Hop! It's Got to Be a Pea, What Do You Do...? Hurricane Neal, I Want to Be a Clown, Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, I'm a Poet, Inside Grandad's Shed

Adults & Teens: GreyBloodPoetry is a State of Mind, Choose Your T-ShirtSunday, Air Guitar Star, Resolutions