Odd Socks

Odd socks are all I ever wear
I cannot make a matching pair

Which one vanished in the night?
My sock that's coloured white

Which one got chewed by the cat?
My sock that's coloured black

Which one's fallen down the sink
My sock that's coloured pink

Which one disappeared from town?
My sock that's coloured brown

Which one did Mum set alight?
My sock with orange stripes

Which one's tangled up in knots?
My sock with purple spots

Which one's lost under my bed?
My sock that's coloured red

Which one's in the washing machine?
My sock that's coloured green

Which one upped and ran away?
My sock that's coloured grey

Which one hid inside my shoe?
My sock that's coloured blue

And which one of mine was stolen?
The sock that had the hole in!

Odd socks are all I ever wear
I cannot make a matching pair