A Pair of Pears

In the market I wanted some pears

Pointing at them I asked for two

“A pair please” I said

Thinking I meant ‘a pear’

The stallholder gave me only one pear


“No, I want two pears” I explained

Thinking I meant ‘two pairs’

The stallholder gave me three more pears

Leaving me with four pears


“Take back a pair” I requested

Thinking I meant 'a pear'

The stallholder took back one pear

Leaving me with three pears


“That’s a pear too many” I said

Thinking I meant ‘a pair’

The stallholder took back two pears

Leaving me with one pear


“But I want two pears!” I yelled

Thinking I meant ‘two pairs’

The stallholder gave me four more pears

Leaving me with five pears

Frustrated, I returned all the pears to the stallholder

And bought two oranges instead