Adam's Apples

(This poem is brought to you by the letter A)

Adam ate apples

Adam ate ALL apples

Admired and adored apples

Annie's apples

Akira's apples

Aaron's apples

Amir's apples

Adam ate ANY apples

Adam avoided almonds

Avocados

Aubergines

Anchovies

Ackee

Asparagus

And also antelope

As Adam ate apples

Appetizing apple advertisements attracted Adam

Adam ate apples abundantly

Adam ate apples avariciously

Affirming “Apples are astonishing!

“Apples are astounding!

“Apples are awesome!”

Adam assembled apples

Adam amassed apples

Adam absorbed apples

Adam ALWAYS ate apples

Abruptly

Adam's abdomen ached acutely

“AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!”

Absolute agony!

Adam 'ad acquired an apple allergy

An awful, appalling, atrocious apple allergy

AMBULANCE!

AMBULANCE!

AMBULANCE!

(Amazingly an ambulance arrived automatically)

Afterwards

Adults advised Adam

“Avert additional anxiety and accidents

“Abandon apples!”

Adam acted accordingly

Avowing absolute apple abstinence

And apprehensively announcing an appropriate amendment

Adam ate apricots

Adam ate ALL apricots

Admired and adored apricots

Annie's apricots

Akira's apricots

Aaron's apricots

Amir's apricots

Adam ate ANY apricots...