Which ancient warrior loves to have a good time?

Attila the Fun

Which ancient warrior is sure to ignore you?

Attila the Shun

Which ancient warrior lives in a convent?

Attila the Nun

Which ancient warrior eats far too much bread?

Attila the Bun

Consequently, which ancient warrior is extremely overweight?

Attila the Tonne

Which ancient warrior is training for the London Marathon?

Attila the Run

Which ancient warrior likes to use the past tense of 'do'?

Attila the Done

Which ancient warrior exchanged his axe for a rifle?

Attila the Gun

Which ancient warrior swopped his sword for a taser?

Attila the Stun

And which ancient warrior wrote this poem?

Attila the Pun