Big sister's in the bathroom
She wants to be pretty and beautiful
Big sister's in the bathroom
She stares in the mirror and thinks she's cool
Sloshing on the make-up
Powdering her nose
Varnishing the nails
Of all her fingers and her toes
Though I'm banging on the door
She's not rushing that's for sure

Big sister's in the bathroom
Oh what on earth is she doing in there?
Big sister's in the bathroom
Shampooing, drying then brushing her hair
Putting on mascara
Washing in the shower
Time is moving on
She's now been in there for an hour
Hear me holler, scream and shout
Is she ever coming out?

Big sister's in the bathroom
Water is running the windows are steamed
Big sister's in the bathroom
Trying to look like a princess or queen
Modelling a new dress
Gold jewellery as well
Spraying on the perfume
Till she's super sweet to smell
Me? I'm growing old and grey
While my morning wastes away
“Miss, sorry I'm late for school today
“But...Big sister's in the bathroom”