Creaky Door

Creaky door you drive me nuts

When you open, when you shut

Your noise nestles in my head

Rolling round till I see red

Horror movie sound effect

Making me a nervous wreck

Earplugs are no help at all

Still I hear you through the wall

Oiling you - that did no good

Nor did polishing your wood

Why can’t you be silent, smooth

Every time you need to move?

Thought I’d bought a normal door

Like the others in the store

But since you came home last week

You just creeeeeeeaaaaaaak!

And creeeeeeeaaaaaaak!

And creeeeeeeaaaaaaak!