I'm discombobulated
My head is in a mess
I went to school on Sunday
In nothing but my vest
I've eaten all my homework
It didn't taste too nice
I took a bath in gravy
And heated it with ice

I put my shoes on sideways
My trousers upside down
I called my teacher 'mummy'
Then lost a million pounds
I painted my hair purple
With stripes of shocking pink
I brushed my teeth with cabbage
Poured sardines in the sink

I whistled through my earholes
Slept on the garage floor
I heard a hamster barking
And saw a rabbit roar
I'm discombobulated
My brain is not plugged in
So now this poem is over
I'll throw it in the bin