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Eat

November 21, 2025 by Neal zetter

I can’t eat a microwave

Or a racing car

I can’t eat my pair of shorts

Or a shooting star


I can’t eat a bungalow

Or a paving stone

I can’t eat the Eiffel Tower

Or a garden gnome


Now I know you're thinking

That this poem’s absurd

But if you don’t like it

Then I can eat my words!

November 21, 2025 /Neal zetter

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