Exercise Bike

When building my muscles

And pumping my blood

I never get rained on

Or covered in mud


Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!


I'm still where I started

The very same place

Unlikely to win

Any Tour de France race


Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!


My two wheels are spinning

As fast as the Flash

But no need to panic

Because I can't crash


Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!


There's not any traffic

There aren't any jams

I'm free of all cars

Coaches, buses and trams


Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!


Don't want to go swimming

Play football or run

I've found a new way

To keep fit that's more fun


Exercise bike, exercise bike!

Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!


Exercise, exercise

Exercise, exercise

Exercise, exercise...

BIKE!


(PHEW!)