Fast Food

I ran to the shops

And then I ran back

I ran to the gym

I ran round the track

While dressed in my shorts

Socks, trainers and vest

World records were set

‘Cos I am the best

I zoomed past the peas

The broccoli too

The beetroots were beat

All back of the queue

I overtook leeks

Left mushrooms for dead

The lettuces lost

While I raced ahead

The speediest veg

Fit, slim, lean and green

Catch me if you can

The fast runner bean