For Sale

Ten thousand pounds my asking price

Condition? Nearly new

All parts are working perfectly

A bargain buy for you

I plucked it from my inner self

Somewhere close to my heart

I'll surely shed a ton of tears

The moment it departs

It comes with guarantee attached

Had just one owner too

(Don't be confused – it's not a fish

Or found under my shoe)

So I hope we can make a deal

I'm desperate, on the dole

Please Mister Satan splash that cash

I want to sell my soul