Holidaying with the Rhinoceros

Although it sounds preposterous

I'm holidaying with the rhinoceros


'Cos the bullfrog's baking bagels

The wolf went with me last week

The possum prefers to stay at home

The buzzard's cleaning his beak

The pig smells worse than a rubbish tip

The same can be said of the skunk

The tapir's watching television

The dingo's definitely drunk

The ibex can't be bothered

The llama's incredibly lazy

The chimpanzee is stuck up a tree

The coypu's completely crazy

The zebra's practising zoomies

The bison's having a bath

The gannet has flown to the Isle of Thanet

The hyena simply laughs...and laughs...and laughs


The salmon's sleeping silently

The whale has moved to Wales

The walrus wanders aimlessly

And I'm NOT taking the snails


The termite's playing tennis

The wrasse is just relaxing

The loris and the sloth of course

Find travelling far too taxing

So I'm holidaying with the rhinoceros

Ridiculous you might think

But it's something that I must do now

As he soon could become extinct