Metaphor Man
He eats villains for lunch
When it comes to the crunch
Who's the pick of the bunch?
It's Metaphor Man
If your blue sky turns grey
He'll just blow it away
Who's that saving the day?
It's Metaphor Man
A dependable rock
Bound to come out on top
Who's the cream of the crop?
It's Metaphor Man
Stops bad guys in their tracks
Watching everyone's back
Who's the ace in the pack?
It's Metaphor Man
Who is truth?
Who is light?
Who is speed?
Who is might?
BOOM!
Who is live dynamite?
It's Metaphor Man