My Yeti

My yeti is my pet he

arrived here from Tibet

At ten feet tall he's mega-huge

and always terrifies the vet

My yeti is my pet he

is my fab furry friend

Positive proof the creature's real

not made up, myth or just pretend

My yeti is my pet he

lives in our garden shed

He feeds on sushi, sausage rolls

pineapple pie and ginger bread

My yeti is my pet he

may accidentally bite

Looks scary, very hairy too

snores loudly in his bed at night

My yeti is my pet he

emits groans, growls and howls

Much, much more fun to have at home

than horses, hamsters, cats or cows

My yeti is my pet he

plays in the snow and ice

So don't tell me “HE'S ABOMINABLE!”

'Cos I think that he's kinda nice