Neal Meal

July 13, 2025 by Neal zetter

Carrots nestle in my navel

Parsnips poke out of my nose

Cabbage hangs from both my earholes

Chicken's trapped between my toes

Peas are packed inside my pockets

Marrow's mashed in my left shoe

And I'm drowning in hot gravy

Help – I'm really in a stew!