Our Teacher is a Caveman
Our teacher is a caveman
With long black scraggy beard
Although he is our fave man
He's wacky, wild and weird
Has limited vocabulary
Though great at ancient history
Knows nothing after 1 B.C.
Our teacher is a caveman
We call him Mr Ug-Ug
A hairy scary sight
He waves a wooden club and
Goes hunting every night
He's puzzled by the Internet
Keeps two tame pterodactyl pets
They really do confuse the vet
Our teacher is a caveman
He lives deep in the forest
With cave wife and cave child
He hands us spears to sharpen
And two sticks to make fire
Some say his brain is very small
Cannot use whiteboards, draws on walls
Come meet the school Neanderthal
Our teacher is a caveman
He's old than the ice age
At least that's what I've heard
His problem in the classroom?
Can't read or write a word
In maths lessons he counts with rocks
He owns a sundial but no clock
Check out his woolly mammoth socks
Our teacher is a caveman
Who cares if he's Palaeolithic?
We all think that he's terrific
Our teacher is a caveman