People crossing busy roads without so much as a sideways look

People on public transport playing Candy Crush - why not read a book?

People I'm talking to making eye contact with their screen and not me

People using mobiles while at concerts, sports events or watching TV

People with ridiculous ringtones that should be forever banned

People whose overuse of emojis is getting totally out of hand

People playing loud music or having shouty conversations

People oversharing intimate details of their latest sexual relations

People believing all the shite spouted on social media

People constantly checking everything I say to them on Wikipedia

People cyberbullying, hurling racist, sexist and homophobic abuse

People checking messages every other minute – what's your excuse?

People scrolling rather than enjoying the company they're keeping

People stuck on their device at 3 a.m. when they should be sleeping

People pouting and trying to look cool as they're taking a selfie

PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA THAT ALL OF THE ABOVE IS NOT HEALTHY!