There's something down the plughole
There's something down the sink
I felt a claw and saw a paw
While at the tap to drink
A weird and eerie creature
Composed of sludge and slime
It crawled up from the sewage pipe
And feeds on grease and grime
Emitting awful odours
It hasn't got a name
The Beastie from the Basin?
The Demon from the Drain?
Who knows if it is friendly
Or if it might attack?
Be careful when you're washing up
In case it wants a snack!
We pushed it with a plunger
We poked it with a knife
But still it stays, won't go away
The lurker in our pipe
We're hearing burps at midnight
We're hearing slurps at dawn
So enter our kitchen at your own risk
Don't say you've not been warned...