Teacher Report
Hairstyle: rather retro
Fashion: out of touch
Shouting: dial it down please
Homework: far too much
Spelling tests: no, no, no!
Music tastes: pretty poor
Coffee/Tea: should drink less
House points: must give more
IT skills: needing practice
Desk area: what a mess!
Humour/Jokes: could do better
Grade: ‘A’ 'cos she’s still the best!